# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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