Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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