So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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