But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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