So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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