She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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