Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
