This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Someone signed my nipple.
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