pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He? As in you personified your dick?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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