Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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