I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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