He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My balls are so social today.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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