If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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