Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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