fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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