So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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