talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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