these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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