Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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