Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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