the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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