Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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