we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
