I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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