I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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