on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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