Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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