i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have post one night stand depression
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