Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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