oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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