do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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