yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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