I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
