is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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