We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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