Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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