The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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