It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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