So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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