Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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