A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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