i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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