paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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