Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We left the knife in your bed.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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