People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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