So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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