i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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