let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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