"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I think people are normalizing furries
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
