i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
