I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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