I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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