have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Randomize
