marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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