So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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