The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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