My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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