if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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