only if we run a train.
done.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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