what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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