like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
