i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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