check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
no you cant smoke seaweed
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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