did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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